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o0o_Lizard_o0o · 01-10-2007, 02:16 PM

During their honeymoon, the wiry groom decided to finger his skinny wife. Unfortunately the $3500 wedding ring slid off and got sucked in her twat. The groom decided to go inside the pussy to look for the ring. He saw an old man inside and asked him, "Hey old man, did you find a ring inside here? I dropped it". The curmedgeon slapped him in the face and said, "Imbecile, my Saint Bernard got lost here a year ago and you're asking me about a ring? Fuck that!"

01-10-2007, 02:16 PM
o0o_Lizard_o0o Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Philippines Posts: 954	During their honeymoon, the wiry groom decided to finger his skinny wife. Unfortunately the $3500 wedding ring slid off and got sucked in her twat. The groom decided to go inside the pussy to look for the ring. He saw an old man inside and asked him, "Hey old man, did you find a ring inside here? I dropped it". The curmedgeon slapped him in the face and said, "Imbecile, my Saint Bernard got lost here a year ago and you're asking me about a ring? Fuck that!" __________________ email: [email protected]