Originally Posted by wtfent

thats what I was wondering. Thats one of those things that only happens in fantasy land. I tried it before when I was drunk and 17 and lets just say it probably turned out to be the most un-romantic night I evr had in my lifetime. First it was so freakin cold I could not even get hard, then seaweed came right on top of us, I then got sand in my eye, then she got sand in her pussy because I was trying to finger bang her, she started acting all weird cause she was so uncomfortable and then it ended with us getting into a fight and leaving. I never did get laid that night.