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David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10...A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9...You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8...It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7...Foursomes are encouraged.
#6...You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5...Three times a day is possible.
#4...Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3..If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
#2...You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1...If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
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