How Bout Them Cowboys! LOL
The Seattle/Dallas game yesterday was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
My brother-in-law is a HUGE Cowboys fan and had 800 bucks riding on the game, and for all those who missed it, it was CHOKE CITY! LOL
2 minutes left, seattle was up 21 to 20, and the Cowboys were half a yard short of 1st and goal. No problem though, just a dinky field goal and they were golden.
They missed the snap. Their starting quarterback was setting up the kick: half caught it and ended up bent over chasing it with the tips of his fingertips like a retard. Of course he gave up trying to set up the kick eventually, scooped it up and made a run for the end zone. It actually looked like he had a chance for a split second, but he got tripped up.
Cowboys lost. They're out now.
My brother-in-law was standing up screaming at the top of his lungs: first "NOOOOOOO!!!!" then "RUN, RUUNN YOU SONOFABITCH RUUNN!!!!
Goodbye 800 bucks. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! ROFL
Fuck, I haven't laughed that hard in years.
What are the odds on missing a field goal like that? 1 in 500? More? Less?
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