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Buffed Body · 01-07-2007, 12:46 PM

The Seattle/Dallas game yesterday was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
My brother-in-law is a HUGE Cowboys fan and had 800 bucks riding on the game, and for all those who missed it, it was CHOKE CITY! LOL

2 minutes left, seattle was up 21 to 20, and the Cowboys were half a yard short of 1st and goal. No problem though, just a dinky field goal and they were golden.
They missed the snap. Their starting quarterback was setting up the kick: half caught it and ended up bent over chasing it with the tips of his fingertips like a retard. Of course he gave up trying to set up the kick eventually, scooped it up and made a run for the end zone. It actually looked like he had a chance for a split second, but he got tripped up.

Cowboys lost. They're out now.

My brother-in-law was standing up screaming at the top of his lungs: first "NOOOOOOO!!!!" then "RUN, RUUNN YOU SONOFABITCH RUUNN!!!!

Goodbye 800 bucks. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! ROFL
Fuck, I haven't laughed that hard in years.

What are the odds on missing a field goal like that? 1 in 500? More? Less?

01-07-2007, 12:46 PM
Buffed Body Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 114	How Bout Them Cowboys! LOL The Seattle/Dallas game yesterday was the funniest shit I've ever seen. My brother-in-law is a HUGE Cowboys fan and had 800 bucks riding on the game, and for all those who missed it, it was CHOKE CITY! LOL 2 minutes left, seattle was up 21 to 20, and the Cowboys were half a yard short of 1st and goal. No problem though, just a dinky field goal and they were golden. They missed the snap. Their starting quarterback was setting up the kick: half caught it and ended up bent over chasing it with the tips of his fingertips like a retard. Of course he gave up trying to set up the kick eventually, scooped it up and made a run for the end zone. It actually looked like he had a chance for a split second, but he got tripped up. Cowboys lost. They're out now. My brother-in-law was standing up screaming at the top of his lungs: first "NOOOOOOO!!!!" then "RUN, RUUNN YOU SONOFABITCH RUUNN!!!! Goodbye 800 bucks. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! ROFL Fuck, I haven't laughed that hard in years. What are the odds on missing a field goal like that? 1 in 500? More? Less? __________________ Ambition is as common as dirt.