Originally Posted by yutenjiboy

I am completely with you on this Brad...alcohol tissue wipes and try touch as little as possible! I swear my digestive system goes into complete hibernation whenever I am away from home base. It just knows when I'm not near my own throne and puckers shut.

However, when I am on my way home it also knows when I am in proximity to the throne of glory and powers up the equipment. Full throttle and you have to race for the toilet. Sigh...why do others have it so easy.