step one - jerk off to some good squirting 101 porno.
step two - read todays newspaper
step three - take newspaper, tilt it to a 48 degree angle, bring close to buttox and shove it as deep as possible to clean that rectum hole.
step four - pull newspaper out and recycle it. it already snowed in mexico, dont want to make matters worse
step five - visit
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