I mean really. I'm serious. I've tried to get male talent in the Phoenix, AZ area, and it's nearly impossible. One pal, who shall remain nameless here (but most of you) would rather watch
this auction thank take work from
ManoJob!
You know how I know you're gay?
You'd rather watch an auction for pots and pans than get jerked off by a hottie.
No, you don't have to show your face. No, you don't have to have a big dick. Yes, I'd prefer a shooter to a dribbler, but at this point, I'm willing to take anyone.
Well, almost anyone.