Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

i've never been one to drink coolers, but somehow over news years night 2 coolers wound up in my fridge, so i crack one of those little fucker sup to drink it, and wow, they are great, like sour apple juice, can't even taste the liquor. i could get hammered in no time and not even realize it. no wonder chicks drink this stuff. its like candy...