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Old 12-31-2006, 04:16 AM  
minusonebit
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Saddam: NOT DEAD

After watching all of the videos linked here, and on YouTube... I am going to declare that Saddam is not dead. I have yet to see a video of his neck actually being stretched. The videos I have seen all look at the floor when he supposedly been hanged and the videos are shaky, piss poor quality at that.

They remind me of the landing on the moon. And the videos for that (which have been proven to be fake) were 1000s of times better than these. And the supposed landing on the moon was many years ago, when video and television was in its infancy. Times have changed since then by quite a little bit. We have cameras that can let you count the number of public hairs on a twat.

Yes, yes, I know, they have a body. But whose body? In some countries, you can purchase a recently deceased body for a few hundred dollars in bribes to the right people. We know that he had at least half a dozen lookalikes that he used, how many more could there be out there. And after all, we are talking about the middle east, where like China, they all look the same. Ever try to tell the waitresses in a Chinese restaurant apart? Its not easy sometimes.

Could this be yet another desperate attempt by Bush to salvage his failing presidency and his pathetic poll ratings? He has don't plenty of desperate things in an attempt to accomplish both of these things over the years, knowing him, its hard to believe that he wouldn't go to the length of murder to accomplish that.

So until they prove it more convincingly, Saddam isn't dead.
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