Get yourself an oldschool xbitmap numerical counter in your signature like me... They just don't make them like this anymore folks. Now you can see how often your signature is viewed... It's all the rage for a serious GFY pimp like you.
I think I'll give them out for $40/year... Covers the wear and tear on the server... Think of it as a status symbol -- your fellow posters will be jealous that they don't have one too...
ICQ me #1622420 -- tomorrow I'll start setting you all up w/ counters... so the world can see...