Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

yo its not a dolphin

Originally Posted by notabook

It might be, those dolphins are some clever son of a bitches. I wouldn't be surprised if they are wearing disguises right now... hell those mother fuckers are already starting to jump into our boats and violate our women (leaving them near death afterwards), it's only a matter of time before they start their land invasion in full-force.

Originally Posted by who

Can we just hang the dolphins?

Originally Posted by notabook

Yes, but we'll have to design a special rope for them. Their necks are far too complex for our simple ropes.