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Old 12-12-2002, 11:56 AM  
Cohen
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Quote:
Originally posted by MaxDent
So my beloved girlfirend calls me up at the crack of dawn with an issue we had three years ago. I couldn't believe that she held in her pain for that long before she actually told me how she felt.

Three years! She said she wanted to make sure that I really truely love her.

My response:

*sigh* "sweetheart, if I wasn't seriously in love with you would I have given you an engagement ring?"

Her response to my response:

*sniff* "ne." (she's Japanese so no Engrish)

And yet another day saved by MAx!
dude - she just tryed to break up with you - you should do something man. That trick is one of the oldest in the books. "start a breakup by ripping a yearold thing up, and make him start the breakup - that way you look good"
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