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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
Sheeeeiit...I get my pussy! 
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I'll take you at your word. But you have to admit... there's plenty of dudes here that haven't touched a pussy in years! Maybe NEVER... and those guys always seem to love to post their "gangsta/pimp" bullshit as often as possible.
Some famous, commonly used phrases that signify you ain't gettin any:
1) "I'll kick your fuckin ass when I see you at Internext."
The real meaning to phrases like that translates to: "I'm a pussy that has never been in a fight before."
2) "I get tons of pussy!"
Translation: "I get no pussy. Never have."
3) "Who's drunk right now?"
Translation: "I'm so lonely I'm drinking by myself right now, and dont' wanna feel like a loser with no friends."
and probably the best of all is the often illegible, FAKE drunk post...
"im'm so dunknh ringnt now" - can be typed in infinite variety of ways, but always means the same shit... "I'm really not drunk right now but I'm pretending to be because it's Saturday night and I have no life." OR " I really am drunk right now because I know I have no life and have to post here to keep myself company."