I had sex with some girl who was dating some guy who worked for Lens.
I feel awful about the whole thing.
Can you guess which chick on this splash page it is?
http://www.nudebeachhouse.com
No, Lens did not pay for the date, but I DID in fact feel a strange finger tickling my asshole while the fornication was going on. Was it Lens? I do not know. Only God knows that.