Mogul,
I feel your pain, man. This girl came into the office to do a shoot. She stank badly and the stench only got worse as she took off her clothes. I finally found out why when I had her give me a "doggy style" pose. Look at her ass hole:
The chick forgot to wipe her ass!
If I had to deal with this every day I'd quit the content biz. The odd thing is that my client wanted the photos anyway because some of his members like it.