TO: Mr Trump
FROM: Tara
CC: Joel, Rand, Harmik, LA Mike
RE: Miscommunications and Corporate Accountibility
Dear, Mr.Trump
Please use this email communications as a formal statement of my personal justification, illustrating the allegations against my promoscuity and substance abuse. I firmly believe that my recent actions are a reflection of online media manipulation. And I look forward to rehab with Mel and Lindsay.
As a Miss Teen USA, I was mislead by a website produced by Silvercash, that suggested that the mix of cocaine and semen was high in protein. This miscommunication lead me down a dangerous path of misinformation and promiscuity with local bald Asian guys from Riverside CA.
As a solution orientated indivdiual, I realized that the Silvercash works closely with a company called Paycom for third party credit card processing. So I confronted paycom and requested the justification of how a company like Silvercash can communicate dangerous messages to their credit card holding customers without any accountibility? (
As a side note, the prechecked cross sale site called www.PartyInRandsPants.com is not 2257 approved)
The following communications quote was sent to me on December 20th from Paycom. Please note that Paycom is also well known for their other divisional entities in the exploitation of bootlegged voyeur sex tapes in the southern california area.
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Dear Tara,
Our legal department has issued the following statement of our business relationship with Silvercash. Your credit card was fraud and we know you have Asian programmers who hacked you a password to our client's site. Our market research department can validate that semen is high in protein
(just forward your email inquiry to [email protected] for our upcoming workshops in the Riverside CA area). As leaders in customer service and in the event Mr Trump removes your position as Miss Teen USA, we have made arrangements for you to forward your resume to LA Mike for an opportunity in the solo girls market. We believe this will alleiveiate your tuition costs to the Webmaster College of Santa Monica located in the old google office.
If you feel we have not met your expectations in customer service then the only alternative solution we have is to GoFuckYourSelf and take this complimentary pass to the upcoming Xbiz show.
Sincerely,
Joel
aka ?Zorro? on Wednesday nights at 'Le Club Slippery Pole'
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LMAO - this was better then my university thesis
Happy Holidays to the Paycom Team!