My black lab, Maddy, is stupid as fuck until a treat comes out, and then she could do calculus. We left her alone to roam the house as a puppy one day and came home to find her cozy on the couch with two pillows from our bedroom. Little fucker....
I can't stand it.
Though it is my fault, I guess. And she's too cute to beat the shit out of, so what'chya going to do?