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Old 12-20-2006, 12:08 AM  
CDSmith
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Two pretty good attempts at getting laid

A man takes his seat on a plane to Chicago and realizes the woman next to him is hot.

?Business trip or vacation?? he asks.

?Business,? she replies. ?The annual sex convention.?

?What are you doing there??

?Giving a lecture about the myths and truths of sexuality,? she answers.

?Like what?? asks the guy.

?People think African men are the most endowed, but it?s actually Native American men,? she says. ?And another myth is that Frenchmen are the best kissers, when it?s actually men of Jewish descent. Also, a recent survey found that Cajuns are the best lovers of any ethnicity.?

Blushing, the woman adds, ?I?m sorry, I shouldn?t be saying all this. I don?t even know your name.?

?Tonto,? says the man. ?Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Boudreaux.?
* * * * * * * * * *
A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his cock on the counter.

"Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop!" the shocked girl shouts.

"I know", he replies. "I'd like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this."
* * * * * * * * * *
Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.


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