The only tattoo I'm not happy with is the blue and black celtic swirl on my right shoulder -- the tattoo artist fucked it up and it's already fading. He also made the lines very fine and thin, when I asked him to make them very thick and vibrant. I couldn't get any satisfaction out of the artist or the shop and I'm sick of the whole fucking thing, so I'm going to get it covered later.
The kanji symbol on my wrist means "strength."
As for piercings, I have 3 holes in my left lobe (regular silver hoop earring, a 14 gauge hole, and an 8 gauge hole) and an 8 gauge hole in my right lobe; twin 18 gauge nostril piercings with nostril screws in them; a 14 gauge septum that I hardly ever wear anything in; an 8 gauge tongue piercing, and a 14 gauge vertical clit hood.