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Old 12-19-2006, 09:03 AM  
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Slick - the morales of the story and the story with the morales

I wish I posted it on GFY earlier, this story and it's morals would save a lot of aggrevation.

Winter, very cold day, freezing - 35F and poor sparrow fell on the road, semi frozen and was about to die. The cow was coming home and cow dropped a large pile of maneur on poor sparrow's head.

The sparrow got warmed up by the maneur, unthowed and came back to life. Sparrow felt warm and cozy and even started singing a happy song. This happy song was heard by a cat who was walking near by, he came to investigate, found the sparrow, pulled it out of the shit and ...ate the sparrow for dinner.

Morals of the story:

1) Not everyone who shits on your head is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend.

3) When you are sitting in a pile of shit - don't sing loudly the happy songs.

"..and this si all I have to say about that"
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