I have a nice bag of them wrapped around my testicles as I type.
I can now speak from experience that when one gets a vasectomy, AND the local anaesthetic does not totally take it fucking does hurt a LOT.
Well, at least until he gave me another shot of it.
Doctor unfortunately would not allow me to video proceedings dues to insurance restrictions.
But frozen peas and sore balls are a match made in heaven.
In between making sure the bags of peas are in rotation, I am doped up on pain killers, and pretty much all my wants are catered for, my fucking wife-to-be is parading around the house naked, laughing her head off at me. Teasing bitch.
God I am in love with that girl ;-)
And the peas, let's not forget the peas.
