Okay so the contest started here:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=684227
Ends in one hour, 18 minutes when the sales day closes. We have about 100 guys eligible, I'll pick a winner tonite, post some stats, notify the cherished affiliate and wham bam...think up a better contest for next month.
Who wants a giant laser? LOL.
Onward and upward!