Don't be so sure.
I remember a few years ago I was sitting in Court waiting for my trial to begin when I overheard the prosecutor (dumbass bitch) talking to her assistant. She was telling her about how her 5 year old daughter, while in preschool, had been kissed by a little boy in her class.
I am not kidding, this bitch wanted to go after this kid for some kind of sexual assault.
This bitch was so dumb. Luckily, the City paid her to go away and practice law in another county.