......I made my way over to the local Taco Bell in my Lada, and there I was, in the Taco Bell, eating a taco with onions, and I was sending off some money to Nigeria because they promised me a hundred fold return on my investment, at the very same time that Tom Cruise was converting me to the one true religion, scientology.
And none of this seemed to work out! Until I bumped into Kevin Federline in there, and he offered me to come work side by side with him at a job.
