|
I am running for Premier of Quebec:
I promise:
Free poutine for all
Lessons on how to not sound like you are eating cabbage when you are trying to talk english
I will re name the Canadians, to the Lazymen
and i will weekly provide a FREE razor to ALL frenchwomen
would you vote for me?
if not i will show up at your house and rub my cock all over your door handles so when you go home and go to open the door it will be almost like you gave me a handjob.
|