Finally a post count thread where I don't want to rip on the person starting the post count thread.
So yea. Fuck you and your almost-6000 posts.

Good for you.
And yet still so sad, how a simple regex of "/congrat[s|z]/i" will pull so many matches in this thread yet only a few people will know why it's sad.
This thread makes me feel.... sad.
Sad.
Sad.
Not mad, but sad.