ok, the setting... San Diego... Cybernet 2005
The scene... several hours into the White Trash Bash
I'm drunk thanks to this hot lil waitress who keeps bringing me drink... yes it may have been her job but what a ass she had....
I'm talking to Lensman about some shit when Ramos walks up, and out of his mouth comes these words....
"Joe, I'm so fucking high right now"
Lensman, being the ever oportunist that he is challenges Ramos to go for a swim. So outside we step and walk over to the harbor area.
Ramos, talking his game as always
Ramos gets in the water, complains that its cold so I start talking shit to him, he challenges me to get in and make the swim
So in I go, I got insulation all around me so I'm not cold at all
Since I'm drunk as hell, out of concern Lensman offers Sherm some money to swim along side me and make sure I dont drown. Little did Lensman know, the water wasnt deep at all and I was able to walk 2/3rds of the way across.
on the other side, where the boats were parked, it was deeper of course... so, I make it across and then comes the challenge I never considered... How the fuck was I supposed to get out.
No problem, I'll climb my fat ass into this lil boat and then get out....
dint work out so well, the boat flipped over with me in it and sunk to the bottom... oops.
After this I swim my way over to a sail boat that Lensman has climbed aboard and tossed down the ladder
Lensman paying me my money...
Victory is mine
Later that night, Lensman hands me like 500 bucks, the keys to his BMW and tells me to go get drinks. I was drunk, so I handed the keys off to a sober driver and went along for the ride.