So you thought you could get into a business that involves looking at naked girls all day, with no money, no experience and then make loads of money.
I suggest you change track and audition at The Comedy Store. You're a natural.
Get real if it was that easy there would be more websites than surfers. This is an industry and just because you can get free access, free hosting and free content will make it more dificult to be a success not less.