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All technology is founded in the following formula:
Creativity^Laziness = Technology
(that's Creativity to the power of Laziness = Technological advancements for those who slept through math)
Think about it. EVERY technological innovation ever created was founded by laziness.
a) Don't want to chase down a rabbit for dinner? Throw different shit at the rabbit until you realize that a pointy spear works great, and is reuseable.
b) Sick of grubbing around for food? Fuck around with plants long enought to realize that a seed actually creates a plant, then plant a farm next to your cave so you don't have to walk far to harvest dinner.
c) Running after wild pigs is a major pain, so pen in a few pigs, let them breed, then slaughter them in your own backyard.
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y) Want to kill someone who pisses you off? Allocate millions of $ into a program that directs physicists and chemists to create a bomb that will kill those people at the push of a button while you take a crap.
z) Tired of bashing women in the head with your club and dragging them back to your cave for a little "lovey-dovey"? Whip out your credit card, and for only $29.99 a month... you know the rest.
Laziness is our mistress, and for some, a god.
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