Originally Posted by psili

Oddly enough, by the fact that I'm posting in this thread, removes all bragging rights I could have.

And in my own opinion, having posted in such a thread, started by someone who obviously needs to waggle their cock around for self stimulation of some sort, I have increased your mental cock size by 10 while have increased my actual post count by 1.

I, therefore, defer the game:

Winner = you.