I sign up last night for ARS for the first time ever -- they have to "approve" your account before you can send them traffic. What a bunch of crap. So I wait -- today I get an email "ARS Webmaster Application -- DECLINED"
Holy shit. The email says my site was down and to "reapply". Like I got time for these bullshit antics. Here's my fucking traffic graph for today (Sexcounter) -- I was clearly not down -- what the fuck?! So they totally delete my application?! These people are morons. They obviously don't want my business.
FUCK ARS!

SUCK MY DICK YOU ASSHOLES. I'm glad I never sent you traffic in the first place.
Proof I was not down. <img src="http://thefly.net/sexcounter.gif">
Here's the guy that should be fired for deleting my account (Matt Borgman) -- Fucking Borgman maybe you should learn to use a web browser before you start deleting shit. I can see the ad for this job now -- "Wanted: Adult company seeks website reviewers. No computer experience necessary."
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"We are sorry, but
Your webmaster application was declined for the following reason(s):
site url does not work. Please reapply with working site url
Regards,
Matt Borgman
EMAIL:
[email protected]
ICQ: 152857888
PHONE: (702) 233-1267
FREE: (877) 277-8500
CELL: 702-296-8129"