When a cat is out of control, follow this procedure at all times:
1) When bad behavior is displayed, walk towards the animal or pretend like you're giving him something so he walks towards you.
2) Once in close range, pick up the cat with one hand.
3) Forcefully throw the cat with one big sling into the nearest wall
4) Repeat these steps whenever bad behavior is displayed and you should be on your way to a better relationship with your favorite animal friend.
