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p1mpdogg · 12-06-2002, 03:04 AM

In my experience.. there are only 3 ways to train a cat.

1. bury it in the ground upto its neck.. and then run over it with a lawnmower.

2. hang it froma tree by its neck with rope, and squirt lighterfluid on it and torch the fucker.

3. tie it to the bumper of a really fast car.. and then go drag racing.

if those 3 fail.. then you obviously picked a bad cat out of the litter, and it needs to be put to sleep.

PD4L

12-06-2002, 03:04 AM
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	In my experience.. there are only 3 ways to train a cat. 1. bury it in the ground upto its neck.. and then run over it with a lawnmower. 2. hang it froma tree by its neck with rope, and squirt lighterfluid on it and torch the fucker. 3. tie it to the bumper of a really fast car.. and then go drag racing. if those 3 fail.. then you obviously picked a bad cat out of the litter, and it needs to be put to sleep. PD4L __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!