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Old 11-30-2006, 01:25 PM  
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If you want something dramatic, slit the area around your right armpit with a very sharp knife and lie down. The blood will flow copiously and there's no turning back. You will just feel cold and drift off to unconsciousness. Leave rolls of tissues behind. You will make a terrible mess.
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