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The best is taking a date to the go karts. The following is an exerpt from an actual conversation:
me: "That was a lot of fun, I hope you enjoyed it."
her: "Yeah, it was great beating you around that track. I'm pretty good at this stuff, hey?"
me: "Yeah, you were great out there. Helps to be a lot lighter than me, but yeah great job in any case."
her: "Yeah I guess you won't say men are better drivers anymore, huh? Will ya? I rocked you out there, you were like an old man taking a nap behind that wheel. It's a good thing I drove us here today, that way we'll get home quicker."
me: "Yeah, you rock, you're a superior driver for sure."
BOOM
her: "Hey what the hell was that?"
me: "You didn't look behind you and you t-boned that caddy backing out."
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