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Originally Posted by ForteCash
Actually, I used the penis enlargement techniques for a year before I decided to market them, and yes they work. Keep it up and I'll sue your sorry ass, I've done it before and I'll do it again. I don't even care if I lose, I'll do it just to make you spend many g's in court bitch  |
Judge: Ok Mr Penis Pill Scammer, let me hear the basis of your lawsuit.
Small Cock: Uh...well your honor...uh, this guy on Gofuckyourself told me my penis program doesnt work.
Judge: And what are your damages for this remark?
Small Cock: Well for one all the 14 year olds on that board with small penises may never buy my product now, and more importantly it has caused me emotional trauma because I too have a small penis which I am very insecure about. His comments forced me to publicly admit it and now everyone knows I have a small penis which has caused me immense distress.
