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Homer Simpson's Greatest Lines
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!
A woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one.
Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.
Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty, to make a complete ass of myself.
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