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I LOVE remote hands...
we used to have servers in san jose and ny...
convo's would be like this:
remote hands: yah, I used to be a sys admin for 5 years, blah blah
me: ok, now just type in shutdown -r now. and then hit enter.
remote hands: ok, done.
me: strange... still pinging. Did it shutdown?
remote hands: well, it said it will shutdown in 5 minutes..... isnt that what you wanted?
me: WHAT?! 5 more minutes downtime?! didnt you type shutdown -r now?
remote hands: yah, I did it just now on the phone with you! why you getting on my case man?! Dont make me backdoor your shit! remember, I am eleet!
me: please. get me your supervisor. I am NOT paying for this fuckin call. Idiot.
hehehehe.
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