Originally Posted by MetaMan

Who am i:

"look at the pic of my dog sniffing another male dogs ass, o wait thats a pic of me"
"wow i saw racoons last night, i like racoons, i couldnt tell they were racoons at first because i have bad eyesight"
"check out this pic of me doing the same pose with this young woman who wishes i would just snap the fucking pick so she can get away from my greasy ass"
"check out my motorcycle, i am a biker, i did tell you all i am a biker, did you know i am a biker? i am a REAL biker, i ride a hog, did i tell you i am a biker?"