11-25-2006, 02:40 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Far far away - as possible
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One day, while driving on I-5 her head was violently ripped from her body, in an explosive crash when she veered underneath a triple trailer truck, at about 75mph. The roof of her car was sheered off, beheading her, and the back wheels of the trailer smashed over the rest of her car, smashing it flat, and essentially turning her into mush.
The car was then flipped six and a half times down the highway, flinging parts of her and all her belongings all over the interstate. I was about two car lengths behind her, and watched the entire thing unfold in front of me. Although her brains were sprayed out over the highway between Wilsonville and Woodburn, I admit looking back the accident is kind of funny. I bet it would have made a sweet youtube vid.
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Lying scamming piece of swamplife - or else the sad lump of human waste needs to see a shrink 
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