| In my old house I had a squirrel fall down the chimney and get into the house. Fucker shit all over the place and it took me 3 hours to get it out of the house. I was building barricades out of empty beer cases and moving furniture around to try to corral it out the front door with a broom. Little bastard would run right through my legs instead of heading for the door.
 Finally had the sense to buy a cap for the top of the chimney.
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