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Old 11-22-2006, 09:55 AM  
Machete_
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Originally Posted by Masterchief View Post
HAHA...good luck, you will definitely need it!

For a project that large be prepared to go through 8-9 programmers before one that will get things done and complete. As a fellow independent programmer here's a few tips:

- Us programmers think we're much better than we really are, so when a programmer gives you a time frame double it and you'll have an semi accurate figure.
- While we may be the fucking baddest ass programmers to exist, we often lack business skills. So a week into the project we might decide that we bidded a price to low or are not capable of completing the project so we'll just go poof, vanish and disappear! So be sure to always maintain communication and pay after work is completed or use an escrow service.
- We really don't care about your deadlines.
- A few of our family members may get sick and die - multiple times. Being a programmer is an EXTREMELY dangerous job for everyone involved so keep that in mind.
- We're big procrastinators, going back to number 1 we think we're king shit and the fucking best, so for a 8 week project we may think we can get by and bullshit the first 6 weeks and get everything done in the last 2, at which point family members begin getting sick and suddenly dying ;). So be sure to keep an constant eye on progress and demand daily/bidaily updates.

With that said, good luck

I know, and agree 100% - sadly.
We have already had a consultant to work out the design of the coding, and describe all the modules needed to be made, so the time frame is not negotiable.

Its as simple as this.
No cure - no pay.
No reference - no money up front
You decide the time frame - cross it without giving notice and we will deduct it in your payout.

DONT contact us unless you have a professional attitude towards your work and your customers.
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