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Old 11-22-2006, 12:23 AM  
PamiebDVD
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These were so great, thought I'd add to it.

So I hadn't dated in a while and my girlfriend talked me into going on a blind date. (Blind dates are when you find out what your friends really think of you.)

So I'm meeting a trainer (personal trainer) at the gym. My girlfriend introduces us and we go to a local bar. I'm not into him, but we're chatting, he's chatting.

As I'm staring at his Chiclets (teeth with really bad caps) he proceeds to tell me that he has spent more $$ on his hair weave than most men spend on their cars. Couldn't tell you anything else he said after that cuz all I heard was white noise after that boastful bit.

Never saw him again and didn't speak to my girlfriend for a couple of weeks either.
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