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I act superior simply because I fucking am superior, now all of you shut the fuck up and suck my cock. I kid you not, I am the ubermensch bitches, I have no use for your pety opinions...
Most of the stupid potheads I know were stupid long before they started smoking pot, and likewise most of the intelligent people I know who start to toke remain quite intelligent through their years of use, usually gaining some creativity and insight in the process. I find sober people, who take themselves overly seriously, to be the most boring of breeds...
I don't see where the stereotype that stoners are lazy comes from either. I snowboard, freeboard, hike, hunt, paintball, and workout, as well as hold down a more than decent paying job. All while sucking back shitloads of the good stuff. As do the vast majority of the stoners I know...
If you want to bitch about a drug that turns people into zombies, whine and complain about ecstasy. Have you ever tried to hold a conversation with someone who has consumed mass amounts of mdma, ketamine, or other psychadelic chems? Their brains are mush, no matter how smart they start off. You'd swear they had a fucking lobotomy. Weed never slowed me down any...
I can't stand when people tell me I'm addicted, or that I'm wasting my money. Or that I'm damaging my body. Fuck off. Do you eat at McDonald's? Play the lotto? Drive above the speed limit? Smoke cigarettes or cigars? Eat red meat? Put a little extra salt on your fries? Cook on teflon frying pans? Drink from a fluoridated water supply? Fail to apply the appropriate SPF sunscreen? Always wear your seatbelt? Always rinse yor produce before eating it?
I'm sure you're all working just as hard to waste your money and damage your body/mind in your own personal way, so blow me. I can only pray that I get lung cancer quicker. It'll be that much less time I have to listen to a bunch of truly mindless fucks tell em what I do with my life is wrong, while they live on their with their pointless hypocritical lives...
The only sane thing a man can do in this world anymore is lose his mind, so light one up and enjoy. I think I might start shooting heroin, that seems like a good idea eh? I don't see how you can even begin to compare smoking weed with smoking crack, popping pills, shooting up, or any other hard drug for that matter...
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