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Old 11-21-2006, 01:29 AM  
Phoenix
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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer View Post
that aint shit

you see all the standing, nasty water in the gutters next to the sidewalk? Well in Haiti, it was much worse than that. It smelled like rotten fucking eggs to.

Now, imagine those sidewalks full of people walking next to all that smelly, stagnant water or whatever the fuck it was.

Now.... Imagine a 5 ton truck with 12 Rangers in the back, coming down the road at 45mph... and the driver intentionaly blasts thru that nasty water, sending a fuckin rotten-egg smelly tidal wave of shit all over the people on the sidewalk. You should see all those Haitians jump and fall over each other trying to get away, and start screaming and throwing stuff.

Heh, I fuckin loved driving those trucks in Haiti, and the Rangers always asked for me to drive them around and go on weapon siezure raids with them after that


i once splashed icy water onto a kid that was giving me the finger...we were movng my friends girlfriend and we drove past him 4-5 times as he was playing beside the road....well he gave us the finger everytime..so on the last pass..i hig the icy puddle beside him....he started crying immediately

i laughed like a banshee...but my girlfriend thought i was an ass
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