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Originally Posted by Madrox
in my religion, someone dies in a car crash its "oh snap, did you see that nigga get hit by a car?!!?!"
in my religion, someone lives after a car crash its "you be one lucky nigga, fo show!"
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You religion says "nigga"?
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Do you have communion with "Olde E "?
Do you have Proverbs written on the back of scratch-offs?
Got a picture of Flip Wilson over the altar? ( gotta be old to get that one)
Is the first commandment; "thou shalt only puff but twice, then pass to your brotheren?"
Does the choir have a Drum Machine? and is George Clinton the choir director?
Bootsy on base?
Is your New Testament titled "Big J's Street Creds"?
Does the reverend wear a Religious robe, or colors?
Do you know the burning bush was not the first STD?
The gospel according to "Luke", is not from the 2 Live Crew.
John 3:16 is not a hookers "Black Book" with a price list.
The Pope is not from Grenwich Village.
GFY is not a congregation?
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