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WarChild · 11-17-2006, 05:18 PM

And you'll never believe what she's stealing. Oatmeal. That's right, Oatmeal.

I started noticing that my quaker instant flavored oatmeal packages were being split up. There'd be one of a particular flavor, when two come in the box and I never eat only one package. So today I opened a brand new box, ate two and went to the gym. Sure enough when I get back, there's two packages missing.

I've helped this lady pay medical bills for her children she couldn't cover, and generally been a very good employer.

So what should I do? Beat her senseless with an oatmeal box?

11-17-2006, 05:18 PM
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	My maid is stealing from me ... And you'll never believe what she's stealing. Oatmeal. That's right, Oatmeal. I started noticing that my quaker instant flavored oatmeal packages were being split up. There'd be one of a particular flavor, when two come in the box and I never eat only one package. So today I opened a brand new box, ate two and went to the gym. Sure enough when I get back, there's two packages missing. I've helped this lady pay medical bills for her children she couldn't cover, and generally been a very good employer. So what should I do? Beat her senseless with an oatmeal box? __________________ .