Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Here's the scenario:

Mr. and Mrs. Ignore the kid then buy him expensive shit and brag at work about it.

(Office water cooler)
So, Brad, what are you getting Hunter and Tyler for Christmas?

"I got them each one of those new Playstations and each a 50" plasma TV"



(Back at home, XMas Day)
Well, that's it kids, you've been opening presents non stop for 14 hours, I guess we're done!

"Where's my new Playstation? You're a shitty Father!! You suck!! I have to go kill the cat!!"

Now Hunter....look BEHIND nice, plastic tree......

"Allright!! A playstation!! You're the BEST, DAD!"

(Three hours later)

"WE'RE BORED!"


(January)

Brad, to Molly... How are we going to pay for all this?

(Molly) Well, we can get another HELOC and let's hope your Parents die soon so we inherit some money....