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What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
I cry when i cut up onions.
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car?
Hey, go easy on the sweets.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
what do a prostitute and a bowling ball have in common?
they both get picked up, fingered and chucked down an alley!!
Whats 12 inches long and makes a woman scream??
Cot Death!!
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam war?
Because when someone shouted 'Get down!'...they all jumped up and started danicng.
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