Post em' here.
Anyone who takes any offense should have known to not open a 'sick joke' thread. I'll start...
What's dangerous and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
What's the difference between football and rape?
Women don't like football.
What are the three reasons why anal sex is better then vaginal sex?
It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to women.
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A Rape victim
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What's ugly and sleeps alone ?
Yoko Ono.
What is the best thing to say to an Arts student with a job?
"Big Mac and large fries please!".
What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A baby chewing on an extension cord
What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.
What are the first symptom of AIDS?
A pounding sensation in the arse.
What is the difference between a midget and a freak?
Political correctness.
